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Is your name Summer.? because you are as hot as hell....
Never Say Neverrr, you just said it twice ?...
Hey, I found your Nose, it was in my business again....
Life is hard normally, but its harder if you are Stupid....
I don`t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font....
Why do you talk so fast?” “Why do you listen so slow?”...
That awkward moment when you say goodbye to someone and you end up walking in the same direction....
Do you know why a previous relationship is called EX? It`s not the term for the past. EX is short fo...
It’s raining, It’s pouring. Facebook is boring. I’m bored to death, I’m going to bed, hopefu...
Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside ..So, t...
Math questions are so stupid! They’re like “If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, ...
Women are like boats: they require constant maintenance and attention, and they cost a lot of money....
thinks that facebook should change the status question from “what’s on your mind?” to “what...
Next time someone presses the elevator button you’ve already pressed, act totally impressed and te...
I’m the kind of person who bumps into inanimate objects, says, Oops, I’m sorry. And doesn’t st...
My friend has just updated his status saying. Is balancing on the edge of a cliff.. So i poked him....
If bar tenders aren’t allowed to sell alcohol to drunk people, then McDonald’s shouldn’t be al...
Why does paper beat rock? if you hold a paper in front of your face and i throw a rock at it who win...
you`re sorry ? that`s cool. go write a book about it and let someone who actually cares read it....
It`s too late to apologize. The damage is done....
Why can’t shampoo and conditioner run out at the same time?...
One of my mom’s rules growing up was never to write on walls, well apparently Facebook doesn’t h...
Finally found out that the plant I’ve been watering isn’t real…...
If people could read my mind, I’d get punched in the face a lot....
Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet…...
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